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Music between the lager showers.

Cheer up, its a Bank Holiday

This is the users guide to throwing lager at a gig. First queue for six hours for said product. Then, and this is quite important, drink approximately two thirds of said foul brew. This should result in the remaining amount being warm, flat and pretty much undrinkable. It is vital to empty the glass this far as any attempt to throw a fuller one will result in some or all of the contents emptying on both yourself and your immediate neighbours making you quite unpopular at best and getting the shit kicked out of you by a big hairy biker at worst. (Its usually somewhere in the middle). Read the rest of this entry »